This can’t possibly be true…
From NYDailyNews.com
Mike Tyson might be turning from his fists to another body part to make a living.
The former champ says he's been approached by reps for porn star Jenna Jameson to co-star in a X-rated movie. The free-spending pugilist, who was pummeled recently by the tax man, says he told Jameson's people, "I need the money up front."
Boxing writer Pedro Fernandez recalled in Zoo magazine that, "according to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long. If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star."
The muscleman has been spending this week on the beaches of Saint-Tropez with some shapely ladies. Maybe he's in training.
Not the porn part, I totally buy that, but there's no way Tyson has 14”. Any man with that kind of penis couldn’t possibly be as angry as Tyson. Besides, I’ve seen him at weigh-ins in those little shorts, and unless he’s got it tucked under his balls and halfway up his ass he’s got a normal pecker just like all the rest of us.
How the hell could he box? He'd have to wear a cup the size of Don King's hair.
Then there’s that cute little lisp, but I won't even go there.
Tyson was a really good boxer once, but he'll always be a disgusting excuse for a man. No matter what his penis looks like.
He may have a 14" pecker but what they aren't telling you about are Tyson's pimple sized testies that keep him from getting a hard-on.
ReplyDeleteNow THAT will anger a guy every day of the week.
Kisses,
-Kicks